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Posted by Daniel Paden
April 3, 2011 -
#Dear God
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Lord GOD
I humbly come before you today to request your
assistance in an urgent matter.
I’m sure you have noticed Lord, those heathen
terrorists are attempting to build a victory mosque
in honor of their false God on our holy ground.
I really can not believe them Lord, I mean just
because they have American citizenship they
think that gives them the same rights and privileges
that I an American Christian have.
Do they not understand Lord that this country was
founded by white Christians and built on Christian
principles and that the constitution only applies to
white Christians and not to their kind.
I mean here I am Lord, I pray the most beautiful
prayers every day, I give my ten percent without
fail to charity and tithe unless I need it for
something else, I never miss going to church, I only
wear appropriate clothing in church, and I work
very hard to glorify your name.
How could they even assume to hold the same
status as me in my own country Lord.
I mean sure, they are citizens too But they only
have that because we were doing the Christian thing
by granting them citizenship.
We never said they would get the same rights we
have or that they would be equal with us.
Do they not realize that equality is only for Christians
in this country.
I mean this is after all a Christian Country, Not Muslim.
I understand Lord that your Son said we should love
our enemy and do good to those who do wrong to us.
But I really think Lord that he did not understand your
instructions before he left heaven.
He must have thought you said teach them how to live
in peace with every one when in reality you told him
to teach them how to live in peace with Christians and
make war with all non Christians.
Maybe you should have a talk with him Lord before
He returns and make sure he gets it right this time, I
mean we wouldn’t want him bringing any of those
Muslims into your kingdom Lord. You know what
I mean.
Before I close Lord I have one question.
Why do you even allow those people to continue on
our planet?
They are all evil and are not capable of being anything
but evil.
Why don’t you just get rid of them all together, count
your losses and be content with the good Christians you
still have like Me and my Friends.
And while your at it Lord, Could you also do something
about all those nasty Atheist, and Gay people.
I mean really, I just don’t get what their even here for.
Thank you Lord
Your Humble servant
John Q Christian
