The Daily Readings for October 16, 2016 - 22nd Sunday after Pentecost
"Go Into Your Room, Close The Door And Pray"
A young man went into a drugstore to buy 3 boxes of chocolate: small, medium, and large. When the pharmacist asked him about the three boxes, he said, ... "Well, I'm going over to my new girlfriend's house for supper. Then we are going out for the evening. If she only lets me hold her hand, ... then I'll give her the small box. If she lets me kiss her on the cheek, ... then I'll give her the medium box. But if she really lets me...
