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• Naming Conventions

  by Rev David Wheeler, EIEIO June 18, 2011
  I haven't found it online yet, but since NAMING is coming up AGAIN, I figgured I'd write about what I remembered.    In some ancient (and not so ancient) Cultures the Name is a very important thing. People believed that knowing a persons 'True Name' gave them power over that person, so y...
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• Civilization

  by Rev David Wheeler, EIEIO June 15, 2011
  This is a beautiful quote I found online. It speaks true.   Before our white brothers arrived to make us civilized men, we didn't have any kind of prison. Because of this, we had no delinquents. Without a prison, there can be no delinquents. We had no locks nor keys and therefore among us the...
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• Discordian Society Baptismal Rites

  by Rev David Wheeler, EIEIO June 8, 2011
  I, (complete Holy Name, with Mystical Titles, and degrees, designations, offices, etc.), Ordained Priest of the Paratheo-anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric, with the Authority invested at me by the High Priest of It, Office of the Polyfather, The House of the Rising Podge, POEE Head Temple; Do herew...

• About me testing my Personal Path

  by Rev David Wheeler, EIEIO June 4, 2011
  When I was growing up, I was raised the old fashioned way. When I was younger, I went to church as a Lutheran. After my sister passed, we did not go as much. I was in Scouts. If I screwed up, I was grounded, if I was Majorly bad, I got paddled AND grounded. I was taught "If you have nothing good to ...
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• New Printer Replacement

  by Rev David Wheeler, EIEIO May 27, 2011
  Found this online....   Monks™ Available for Home or Office Installation Through an arrangement with Abbot Gregor of the Monastery of St. Ioan in Suceava Rumania we are proud to finally be able to offer direct, personal Scriptorium services. For a small fee we can now replace your curr...

• Knights Templar Poem

  by Rev David Wheeler, EIEIO May 26, 2011
  In days of old, When knights in shinning armor Were callous And bold…Many wild tales Were told Of The Knights Templar.Secret ceremonies held, Secret oaths taken, A pledge to serve God, Never to be foresaken.Money-lenders, Money-keepers, Keeping secret Their secret ways.Swearing to serve God...

• THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS (THE PENTABARF)

  by Rev David Wheeler, EIEIO May 26, 2011
    The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the Fifth Year of The Caterpillar. He found them carved in gilded stone, while building a sun deck for his cave, but their import was lost for they were written in a mysterious cypher. However, after 10 weeks & 11 hours of inte...
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• Caption Contest

  by Rev David Wheeler, EIEIO May 14, 2011
  No Prizes, just laughs for the funniest caption for the following picture....    

• Wedding Prayer (Apache)

  by Rev David Wheeler, EIEIO May 11, 2011
  This is the one Rev Debra Tipton was talking about...   Apache Wedding PrayerNow you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other. Now you will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other. Now there will be no loneliness, for each of you will be companion to ...
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• Wedding Prayer (Cherokee)

  by Rev David Wheeler, EIEIO May 11, 2011
  This is more in line with my Ancestory...   Cherokee Wedding PrayerGod in heaven above please protect the ones we love.We honor all you created as we pledge our hearts and lives together.We honor mother-earth - and ask for our marriage tobe abundant and grow stronger through the seasons;We ho...

• Wedding Prayer (Souix)

  by Rev David Wheeler, EIEIO May 11, 2011
  Souix Wedding Prayer   Grandfather, Tunkasina, you are giving us life again. For many days we were lonesome for you. Earth was cold and the winds were strong. But now we hear songs. Your children are singing, and we are happy. They are singing, and we are lighthearted. Grandfather, Tunkasina...

• Ancestoral DNA history

  by Rev David Wheeler, EIEIO May 8, 2011
  I'm thinking of doing this. I can get the results for around $130.00. One of my Distant relatives did this, descended from the same line as I am, and here is a message they put up.   blueraine208-24-2009, 11:47 AMI am descended through the Aaron Freeman and Mary Bentley family lines through 2...
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• Another attempt at Poetry

  by Rev David Wheeler, EIEIO May 6, 2011
  Now you guys get to suffer again.... The Muse tried to hit me, but only got in a glancing blow. Here is another Poem. Untitled so far, and does not feel quite finished yet...     I have become a minister, I got ordained just the same, I use an Ankh as my symbol, To honor the Supreme ...

• Life is Fragile

  by Rev David Wheeler, EIEIO April 28, 2011
  The muse has ambushed me again! Please forgive my attempts here at poetry! :-D   ---Life is Fragile ---   Life is Fragile, don't live it alone, love each other, don't fail to atone. Being alone is the worst, no one to love, no one to share, makes you feel like your going to burst. ...
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• Beware.... Trying Poetry...Stand Well Back....Danger

  by Rev David Wheeler, EIEIO April 23, 2011
  Believe.......An Invocation and Blessing (Open Verse Poetry... Or a Learning Mans Ramblings)   From the Dawns Early light, 'till the Fall of Twilight, May your Days be Happy and Bright.   From the Dusk of Day, 'till the Morns' Early Dawn, May you be protected from any spawn....
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• Motorcycle Blessing

  by Rev David Wheeler, EIEIO April 21, 2011
  Prayer of Bike Blessing May God bless you and keep you safe on this machine. May you meet encounter the risen Lord in your travels, in the freedom of the open road, the fellowship of other bikers and in each person you meet. May the Lord be with you at home and on the road. May He accompany you...
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• Spaghetti Recipe

  by Rev David Wheeler, EIEIO April 21, 2011
  For all of you Food Lovers and Pastafarians 1.5 lbs Ground Pork 1.5 lbs Ground Italian Sausage 1.5 lbs 90% Ground Beef 2 Medium Vidiala Onions 3 Cloves Garlic Italian Seasoning Mix 2 Bay Leaves 12 small cans Tomato Sauce 2 small cans tomato paste 1 tbls fennel seeds Onion Powder Garlic P...
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• Creating Holy Water or Annointing Oil

  by Rev David Wheeler, EIEIO April 11, 2011
  This information I found on the web. It was written by Silver RavenWolf, and here is the complete text of the article. May it help you all.   The following article is still under construction. I have included it because it might be of enlightenment to you even as I write it.Quite frankly...
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• In Memory of...

  by Rev David Wheeler, EIEIO April 9, 2011
  In Memory of... On this date; April 10, 1991; My Sister Denise, my Brother Kristopher and I lost our Father due to complication from Liver Cancer. Our Father, Weldon Warren Wheeler was 68 years old at the time. Weldon Warren Wheeler was born to Carl Ezna Wheeler and Edna Ruschmeyer Wheeler on No...
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• Prayer like Old Ham Radio

  by Rev David Wheeler, EIEIO April 7, 2011
  Have you ever noticed that most Christian Prayer is like an old telegraph message, or like using a ham radio? It goes: Let Us Pray...{Prayer}.....AMEN. That is sorta like an old telegraph message with the message going ..{Line}..STOP.....{Line}.....Stop or a Ham Radio operator calling ..{Message}......
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• Wedding Ceremonies

  by Rev David Wheeler, EIEIO March 29, 2011
  I am starting in researching various Wedding Ceremonies. My first focus will be on the Church of the Latter-Day Dude. (Dudeism). It is beautiful in its simplicity for the first ceremony. Dudeist Priest: (turns to groom/partner-to-be) Dude?Groom/Partner-To-Be: Dude.Dudeist Priest: (turns to bride/p...
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• On Adam and Eve

  by Rev David Wheeler, EIEIO March 27, 2011
  I found online, what was purported to be "Lost Books of the Bible". This particular one is about Adam and Eve. Let me know what you think.   THE FIRST BOOK OF ADAM & EVE     PROLOGUE   The First Book of Adam and Eve details the life and times of Adam and Eve after they ...
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• Japanese Fallout Threat for the USA

  by Rev David Wheeler, EIEIO March 16, 2011
  The worry about fallout in the US from the Nuclear Emergency in Japan is both exagerated and false. You will get more radiation from going to the Dentist than you will from the "Radioactive Cloud" floating to America. The initial radiation being released in the water vapor is extremely short-lived (...